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I suck

Posted on 2012.01.25 at 07:25
Mood: shockedshocked
I suck at updating my LJ these days. It's been a year.... And Facebook is terribly addictive. But I'll get better.

Dean D'oh!

Same story every year

Posted on 2010.03.07 at 00:58
Mood: disappointeddisappointed
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The semifinals for the swedish eurovision song contest are over, and as usual, the best songs have all been eliminated. The very best one was eliminated today. I love modernized folk music, and previous years we've had great performers, such as Nordman, Roger Pontare and Sarek, all who normally never go on to compete in the european contest. I'm equally disappointed every year. Although, Roger Pontare, whom I've met in real life and has one of the most powerful voices I've ever heard, did win ten years ago and performed a translated version of his song, called "Spirits are calling my name". It did okay in europe, but deeply ethnic songs don't usually go all the way. Still, I'll always be sad that Nordman and Sarek never got a chance to represent our country. They are so very swedish. Modernized folk music, with all its fiddles and flutes and traditional singing, it just strikes something old-fashioned and patriotic in me.

This years contribution might not feature one of the greatest voices in our country, but it strikes that same chord. It made me cry the first time I heard it. That's how deeply rooted this style of music is in my blood. I'm sad they didn't make it, but I knew they wouldn't. People only think of what the rest of europe might vote for, not what they want representing us. It doesn't feel like it's worth watching the swedish final now.

The title means Wonderful.

Sock Puppet

Nature is filthy...

Posted on 2010.02.09 at 13:18
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Having a bad day in general, so am amusing myself on the interwebs.

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Sock Puppet

LotR fic repost: Quivering hips

Posted on 2009.11.08 at 21:18
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Title: Quivering Hips
Author: Eremir (eremir82@yahoo.se)
Pairings: Legolas/Aragorn, Legolas/Boromir
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: ~2,500
Summary: One of the winning contributions to the Library Of Moria Badfic-Challenge 2004.
Warnings: Ehm...ick? Very, very bad writing and severe overuse of clichés.
Notes: I tried my best to do my worst. Enjoy (or not).


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LotR fic repost: Revenge is Threefold

Posted on 2009.11.08 at 20:53
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Title: Revenge Is Threefold
Author: Eremir (eremir82@yahoo.se)
Pairings: Legolas/Grima/Lurtz
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: ~2,300
Summary: Legolas has been hunting the surviving Urûk-hai to avenge the death of Boromir, with a little help from an unexpected ally.
Warnings: PWP, bondage, severe kink
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never happened.
Feedback: Always appreciated
Notes: Written for the Library of Moria Threesome Challenge, January 2005. Going for weirdest threesome, if you didn’t get that already. ;) Beta’d by the one and only half_elf_lost. Love you!



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LotR fic repost - A Waterproof Arrangement

Posted on 2009.11.02 at 21:57
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Title: A Waterproof Arrangement
Author: Eremir
Pairings: Thranduil/Glorfindel
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: ~7,900
Summary: Glorfindel is left to baby-sit a very grumpy king. What happens when his patience runs out?
Warnings: Smut, PWP
Disclaimer: All characters, names and places belong to Tolkien; I’m merely having my way with them and will bring them back alive and unspoiled.
Notes: Written for the Library of Moria Water Challenge, April 2005.
Beta’d by the insatiable half_elf_lost.

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Forbidden Fruit - part 2

Posted on 2009.11.01 at 23:36
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LotR fic repost: Forbidden Fruit

Posted on 2009.11.01 at 23:33
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I'm working on a fic masterlist, which means I need to post some old stuff that I've previously only had on Library of Moria. I'm starting with an old favorite from 2004.

Title: Forbidden Fruit
Author: Eremir
Pairings: Erestor/Glorfindel
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: ~13,000
Summary: Erestor has an obsession. An obsession that threatens to undo him. A secret only Elrond knows. Will Elrond be able to save Erestor when his animal urges are ultimately unleashed?
Warnings: Smut, kink, messiness, and general weirdness. Minor angst and a little fluff. Just the right combination. ;)
Notes: Written for the Library of Moria ‘Secret Fetish’-challenge, November 2004. 3rd place winner in the "Naughty" category at the My Precious Awards.


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Mmmm... one can dream

Posted on 2009.10.31 at 00:45
Mood: hornyhorny
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Stole this from azzy, because it looked like fun.

-List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
-Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest).
-Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
-Supply photos for said people.

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Dean Yay!

Holy Slash Fan, Batman!

Posted on 2009.10.26 at 16:33
Mood: amusedamused

Tattoo WIN!

J2 Love


Posted on 2009.10.23 at 23:14
As of yesterday, the swedish church decided to recognize same sex marriage, and allow gay couples to marry in church should they wish it. The government decided eariler this year to legalize gay marriage and abolish the old partnership laws, meaning the church had to decide one way or the other, either marry all couples, or risk losing their right to wed any couples at all. Apparently there were more priests who thought love was the most important message of the bible, not the literal interpretations of "God's rules". Thank fuck. Not that it matters much on the whole, but to gay christians who actually want to marry in church, it means everything.

Go team.

Dean Why?

Oh no, not another one...

Posted on 2009.10.12 at 12:19
Mood: crushedcrushed
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In Memoriam

Stephen Gately
1976 ~ 2009

Another young, talented artist leaves the world too soon... Former boyband member, singer, actor, writer... You yanks might not know about Boyzone, with lead singer Ronan Keating at the healm, but in Europe they were a big deal in the 90's. I had so many posters all over my wall and listened to their songs over and over when I was 12-14 years old. Stephen was my favourite. He was the short, cute one with the high, angelic voice, and he always seemed so shy. He was really only private, afraid that his secrets would ruin the band. He came out of the closet ten years ago, and recently married.

He was on vacation on Mallorca with his husband when he went to bed one night and didn't wake up. They say "natural causes", but the circumstances of his death have not yet been clarified. I just found out a few hours ago, and I've been so fucking sad all day. He was such a sweet guy.

Feels like we've lost a lot of good people these past few months.

J2 Love

Felt like doing a rainbow post...

Posted on 2009.10.09 at 10:36
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I love Wulffmorgenthaler.com.

And in other news, this made me so happy in the wake of half_elf_lost's post the other day:

Guys attack transvestites who turn out to be cage fighters on stag night

Transvestite WIN! It was all caught on camera too. Better luck next time, jackass!

Dean Yay!

I'm not the only one...

Posted on 2009.10.06 at 11:48
Mood: amusedamused
It's time for another edition of "Dirty Minds".

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Sock Puppet

Birthday season is here!

Posted on 2009.07.08 at 22:01
Mood: amusedamused
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The summer/fall season is when most people I know have their birthdays for some weird reason.

Today I want to say Happy Birthday!!! to my beloved half_elf_lost and awesome wifey dock_leaf. I hope you both had lovely birthdays yesterday, with lots of self-indulgence and attention-whoring. I swear my presents are under way, but will be a tad late (as usual...)

In the meantime I'll leave you with something to smile at. Super FAIL:


Fic: When the light is gone

Posted on 2009.06.18 at 22:13
Mood: tiredtired
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I had a really, really bad day today. Felt like a good time to post this, even if I never got it off to a beta.

Title: When The Light Is Gone
Author: Eremir
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Word count: 1,551
Warnings: angst, death, gore, spoilers for season 3 finale.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys. Kripke does. Lucky bastard.

Summary: Takes place between “No Rest for the Wicked” and “Lazarus Rising”. I missed this scene from Sam’s flashbacks in “I Know What You Did Last Summer”, so I decided to write it. Sam grieves.

A/N: Wrote most of this when I was feeling really crappy and sick of everything. Just wanted to write something painful. Enjoy.


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For real real?

Posted on 2009.05.18 at 21:56
Mood: curiouscurious
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Why am I only hearing of this now?!?!?

The Hunt For Gollum

It's...it's... It's a new LotR movie! Must....get....the precious!

I haven't been able to watch it yet, because my old computer can't handle large media players, so I had to find a downloadable version that will play on my tv. I'm gonna have to wait till tomorrow to see it. Damn. I hear it's really good. You know, for a fan-made film.

I gotta say I love the initiative. And since they're not making any money off it, they don't need permission from the "copyright holders". It's all made from love. Awww....

We have the best fans.

Sock Puppet

I have ants

Posted on 2009.04.28 at 17:21
Mood: surprisedaghast
Yesterday when I came home from work I saw this tiny little ant crawling around on my kitchen floor. I just thought "Aww, cute. Well, as long as it's only one ant..."

Later that evening I came into the kitchen and there was a whole bunch of little ants crawling around under my stove, and the more I looked the more there were, coming out from behind the trim. Got out the vacuum and sucked the suckers up, but they kept on coming. And they're resiliant bastards too! You can smack 'em, step on 'em, squash 'em, and they just keep on moving. I think they're coming from under the floorboards by the window. There's a pretty big gap there. So after vacuuming I got out some chemical kitchen cleaner and sprayed down the cracks. I think a couple of them drowned in it, but I mostly hoped the smell would keep them away. It definitely made them run faster in whatever direction they were going.

My efforts seemed to pay off, so I hope I'm not coming home to an anthill today. One ant is cute, a few are tolerable, two dozen is disturbing, and any more than that is a fucking infestation. I was prepared to call up the exterminator if it got worse. I was worried they were pharao ants. Once those suckers are in your kitchen, it's only a matter of time before they're in your food.

I even dreamt of ants last night. And there was a plane... Ants on a Plane? I think I saw that movie.

Dean D'oh!

When one has a dirty mind...

Posted on 2009.04.08 at 17:35
Mood: amusedamused
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All from failblog.org. These made me laugh on a really bad day. I hope they made you smile too. That website is brilliance.


Thank fuck...

Posted on 2009.03.14 at 23:37
Mood: annoyedannoyed
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So, the swedish eurovision tryouts are over, and man, it was a close call. I have no idea how the crappiest piece of shit song in the history of music got so popular, but that scarecrow of a woman almost won. Thank holy fuck she didn't. Instead, we got ourselves a fabulous opera singer in this opera/pop/dance/techno-something, that might actually have a chance in Moscow. Don't know if my darling husband's ever heard of Malena Ernman, but she's quite well known in opera circles in europe.


My favorite though, was the rock band H.E.A.T., who just happens to be sponsored by, and close personal friends of Peter Stormare. Cool song, kinda retro, and So. Fucking. Hot. I don't know why, but the singer gets me a little flustered. He's like a lion that guy. Big mouth, sharp teeth, and wild hair. I'd do him. Hard. The drummer isn't so bad either, and the topless thing doesn't hurt. Rowrrrrr....


And can someone please tell me why the hell the damn youtube videos will never embed? I've tried everything and still the stupid videos won't show up. If someone can tell me how to fix that, it'd be super. It's really fucking pissing me off.



Posted on 2009.02.28 at 19:00
Mood: artisticartistic
Listening to: Eurovision try-outs
Snagged from dock_leaf, because it looked like fun.

Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

And she gave me these:

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Dean Why?


Posted on 2009.01.28 at 23:04
Mood: sadsad
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I'm so fucking sad. I think I've been crying non stop for about three hours.

Hadn't checked my flist for a couple days, and when I check in I'm stunned to find a throng of tributes and In Memoriams to the director and producer of Supernatural, Kim Manners. I couldn't believe it. Lung cancer? No one even knew he was sick. He didn't want a big fuss, apparently. He was such a sweet, funny little man, and so damn talented. It's just sad. How are they going to finish Supernatural without him? He was part of what made the show so great.

He was known for shows like Charlie's Angels, 21 Jump Street, Baywatch, Star Trek: The Next Generation, X-Files... In his defense, though, he only directed two episodes of Baywatch and about 50 episodes of X-Files. Smart man. He did all the premieres and all the finales for Supernatural, save for the pilot, and it's not going to be the same in the future now that he's gone. I feel so sad for his family and friends. He was a very loving person. Only 58 years old, same as Ron Perlman or Richard Dean Anderson. Way too early for him to go.

Guess I just had to vent. This was very sudden.

I need to stop crying and go to bed.



Posted on 2008.11.05 at 15:55
Mood: optimisticoptimistic
Listening to: AC/DC - Black Ice
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I always set my tv as an alarm, that way I can slowly wake up to whatever channel I want. Mostly I choose MTV, but last night I set it to the news channel, knowing that the election would be over around the same time I needed to get up, and the first thing I would hear would be the voice of the next president. I was not disappointed. Barack Obama was in the middle of his speech when I woke up, and I just started crying. Although, that might have been from the lack of sleep and food. The first thought in my head this morning was "What do you know, there's hope for the world after all".

Oh, and I just recently rediscovered this:

Because embedding didn't work

Man, that song gets stuck on my brain...


Best. Thing. Ever.

Posted on 2008.10.25 at 01:49
Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Listening to: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
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I should have been in bed hours ago, and I have a bunch of things I wanted to post about, but that's going to have to wait until later. Right now I just wanted to SQUEEEEEEEE!!!! over the latest episode of Supernatural, which I just got to see.

Best. Episode. Ever. And no, I don't say that every week. I'm mostly pretty critical and tend to think better of the episodes after rewatching them later, but this one rocked. Literally and figuratively. Jensen Ackles is the most awesomest awesome that ever awesomed. After the episode they showed a 90 second gag reel of Jensen doing a little song and dance routine to "Eye of the Tiger" after a failed practical joke. Awesomest thing I've ever seen (fifteen times). You probably have to be into the show to enjoy it, but still. All you guys stuck somewhere in season one or two, you need to get your asses up to speed for season four if only for this episode. Did I mention how awesome it was? I laughed my ass off, and meanwhile it was a great story, fantastic acting, and really scary at parts. But despite all that, it will forever be known as the episode where Jensen did Eye of the Tiger.

I love my show.

♥ happy sigh ♥

Totally makes up for my crappy week.

Dean Rough


Posted on 2008.10.05 at 23:09
Mood: tiredtired
Stolen from ladyjanelly.

* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

And here's the quote:

"The Duke fixed himself in a sitting position on Florian's chest and throttled him with his cock."

Yep. I am just that classy. It's from The Duskouri Tales, by Byrd Roberts.

FYI, Mr Roberts is a very sick man with some seriously disturbing fantasies. But he somehow managed to get published, didn't he? Thanks for this one, dock_leaf. I'm forever mentally scarred.

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